John Agar Vs.The Mole People (1956)

The Mole People is a 1956 SF film best known from the classic monster photos of the Mole Men that appeared in almost every issue of Famous Monsters of Filmland back in the 60’s. Starring John Agar and Hugh Beaumont, nothing else about the movie can be considered ‘classic’ as it tries to stretch 20 minutes of plot into an 80 minute movie. 

Hugh Beaumont, John Agar and Nestor Paiva

Archaeologists Agar and Beaumont discovery an ancient tablet in what looks a lot like the Gobi desert of Mongolia (a place that I’ve been lucky enough to spend a lot of time in digging up dinosaurs) that leads them to climb a nearby mountain(!) in search of an ancient Sumerian civilization. And find it they do, in all of its terrible matte painting glory after most of their team (including seemingly dozens of their climbing support team) is killed on the trek. 

Agar, Beaumont, and the only other survivor of their ill-fated expedition, Nestor Paiva, discover a lost city of sun-phobic, albino Sumerians ruled over by a weak king and his crafty chancellor, Alan Napier (TV Batman’s Alfred) who want the interlopers dead so as to not disrupt their cozy lifestyle lording over their subjects. Although I’m not sure how cozy it is. They subsist off of mushrooms grown by their slave race of Mole People, with the occasional cave rat and lost goat thrown in to, I guess, provide some much needed vitamins and prevent scurvy.

 Alan Napier (right)

Our heroes keep the Sumerians and their mole people slaves at bay with the help of Agar’s flashlight (sun-phobic, remember?). But, eventually it all goes south and the city collapses on itself (of course). The heroes escape with the help of a plucky slave girl (Cynthia Patrick) and the mole people who rally at the last moment to turn the tables on their oppressors, inspired by Agar’s act of kindness that saved them from a Sumerian whipping.

Other than the Mole People’s imaginative design – attributed to Bud Westmore, but more likely the work of an unnamed studio tech – there is little to recommend this film. The only interesting point for me is speculating on how the underground ecosystem could actually function. I’d like to think that the Sumerians exploited a naturally occuring symbiotic relationship between the Mole People and fungus they cultivated to establish a city-sustaining food source. 

 Dr. Frank Baxter, cashing a paycheck

A few other things of note. The overlong opening by Dr. Frank Baxter explaining the multiple ‘worlds inside the Earth theories’ is painful watch. It’s hard to believe the Baxter was an award-winning TV presenter who appeared as “Dr. Research” (I want that as my new title!) in the Bell System Science Series of television specials that ran from 1956 to 1962, and whose TV show Shakespeare on TV won seven Emmy Awards, according to Wikipedia.

It’s also great to see hard working actor, Nestor Paiva, playing a respected scientist in a substantial role. Paiva is best known to most film buffs as the slightly dodgy Captain Lucas in Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) and its first sequel, Revenge of the Creature (1955), but he also had small parts in Mighty Joe Young (1949) and as the Sherriff in Tarantula (1955). He also had a nice role in one of my favourite Tom Conway RKO ‘Falcon’ movies, The Falcon in Mexico (1944).

I’d like to think that the Mole People race survived the cave-in that seemingly destroyed the Sumerian city. Being a subterranean race that can tunnel anywhere, I can imagine that they eventually popped up in Arizona where they developed a productive relationship with a race of giant ants. Hopefully they are peacefully living in the vast underground colonies, tending to the ants fungus gardens in exchange for protection from the cruel human surface world.

Is The Mole People Worth Time? Only if you must see all of the 1950’s SF films associated with Universal (they only distributed this one). Otherwise, skip it.

Availability: I watched the recently released (2019) BluRay version from Shout Factory available from the usual sources. If you must watch the film, this is the version to see – the print is beautiful.

Does anyone else think that the Mole People may have influenced the design of Futurama's, Dr. Zoidberg?

Gun Crazy (aka Deadly Is The Female) (1950) Photo Comic

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The Conquered Earth by Steve Ditko

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Dr. Death from This Magazine Is Haunted

The first two series of This Magazine Is Haunted (1952-54) were hosted by the genuinely macabre Dr. Death, a horror host in the best tradition of EC Comics. When TMiH as revived in mid-1957, Dr. Death was replaced by Dr. Haunt, who was almost indistinguishable from The Mysterious Traveler and was definitely much more acceptable to the recently formed Comics Code Authority. The following pages feature some of Dr. Death's more notable appearances.

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Myrna Loy is Man-Proof! (1938)

Mimi Swift (Myrna Loy) is obsessed with her penniless playboy boyfriend, Alan Wythe (Walter Pidgeon). When he throws her over to marry the rich heiress, Elizabeth Kent (Rosalind Russell), Mimi is devastated, but plots to win Alan back. She is counseled against this by her ever-wise novelist mother, Meg Swift (Nana Bryant) and her mother’s friend, newspaper artist Jimmy Kilmartin (Franchot Tone).

Man-Proof is a four-sided love triangle with each character caught up in one of the many facets of love. Immature Mimi believes she is in love, but has no clue what it really is. Desperate Elizabeth hopes that Alan is in love with her, but fears that he’s really just a gold digging gigolo. Savvy Alan manipulates the women around him by holding out the carrot of true love, but secretly knows that he has never known love, only the lust for money and prestige. Put upon Jimmy cynically rejects love and spends his time flirting harmlessly with Meg because he knows that Mimi doesn’t even notice him.

After Alan returns from his honeymoon, he and Mimi agree to continue on as the best of friends, with no hindrance of romantic love between them. However, both of them, and the viewer, know better. When Mimi finally believes that she has finally won Alan, his wife, Elizabeth, is forced to confront Alan’s true nature. That realization, in a well-crafted and well-delivered speech, ends up leaving each of them in out in the cold. No one wins.

Spinning out of control, Mimi decides to take Jimmy’s advice and reject the whole concept of love. When the two of them decide to embark on their own non-romantic friendship, of course the inevitable happens. As the movie ends on a happy note (at least for them), Mimi’s mother laughs and proclaims, “The end of a beautiful friendship!”

Sound familiar? Bogey said a much more famous variation on this line to Claude Rains as two of them walked off into the rain in at the end of Casablanca (1943).

Directed by Richard Thorpe, Man-Proof is based on a Ladies Home Journal weeper by Fannie Heaslip Lea, but the stars inject it with more humor than I’m sure the original script had. Despite a big scene at Alan and Elizabeth’s wedding, and a later scene at a boxing match, most of the story takes place in smaller rooms in combinations of just two or three actors. In this way, the film has the feel of a stage play, but without its sometimes claustrophobic nature. Each actor gets to chew a good bit of well-written dialogue that manages to avoid falling over into excessive melodrama.

In a rarity for Loy, she gets a couple of extended drunk scenes. Even in her heavy drinking days with William Powell in the first few Thin Man movies, we never saw her drunk and only once ever feeling the effects of a hangover (The Thin Man, 1934). In an early gripping scene as a drunken bridesmaid at the wedding of her ex-lover, Pidgeon, Loy suddenly sobers up to offer him a chilling piece of advice:

“Oh, I’m not a nice girl, Alan. I tried every trick in the bag to be the bride. But I’m this nice. I’m perfectly willing to warn you; when you come back, I wouldn’t have anything to do with a girl like me, if I were you. I’d keep the seven seas between us – and wish they were eight.”

This scene gives us a hint of what Loy could have done as a 1940’s-style film noir femme fatale if Man-Proof had been one, as its title strongly evokes. Loy broke into films in 1925 and quickly became type-cast playing the vamp or a villainous ‘exotic’; roles that anticipated the classic femme fatale to come later. These roles persisted up through 1932 in which year Loy played the villainous (and sadistic) daughter of the title character in The Mask of Fu Manchu and the revenge-driven ‘half-caste’ in Thirteen Woman – both well worth watching!. Her role as Nora Charles in The Thin Man series finally revealed her flair for comedy and established her as a star, allowing Loy to leave the ‘bad girl’ roles she disliked so much far behind.

Is Man-Proof worth my time? Definitely. The stars are all in top form, and despite a few creaks in the script, it is very well written and directed. The movie also benefits from a score by Franz Waxman and cinematography by Karl Freund who stages some stylish shots that help elevate the movie.

 
Availability: Man-Proof was released as a Warner Archive POD, but I don't see it listed there now. Fortunately, other on-line sellers carry it.

Living Great Apes are Smarter than Australopithecines

Kamandi created by Jack Kirby. © DC Comics

Scientists have measured the rate of blood flow to the cognitive part of the brain, based on the size of the holes in the skull that passed the supply arteries.

“Our study revealed a higher rate of blood flow to the cognitive part of the brain of living great apes compared to Australopithecus,” Professor Seymour said.

“At first, brain size seems reasonable because it is a measure of the number of neurons. On second thought, however, cognition relies not only on the number of neurons, but also on the number of connections between them, called synapses.”

“How does the intelligence of modern great apes stack up against that in our 3 million-year-old relatives, the australopithicines such as Lucy? Non-human great apes have smaller or equal sized brains compared to the size indicated by the fossil braincases of Australopithecus species, so Lucy is generally considered to have been smarter.”

“However, the study shows that cerebral blood flow rate of human ancestors falls well below the data derived from modern, non-human primates.”

Roger S. Seymour et al. 2019. Cerebral blood flow rates in recent great apes are greater than in Australopithecus species that had equal or larger brains. Proceedings of the Royal Society B 286 (1915)

Part 3 of the Jack Davis "You'll Die Laughing" Topps Card Series

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